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The YogaDawg List for 2009

Everything is in meltdown; housing, the economy, the polar ice caps; yogis are fleeing from yoga studios to hunker down in their homes for marathon sessions of yoga in an attempt to OM themselves from the chaos around them.  The yoga mat is the last haven of safety from visions of an apocalyptic meltdown of civilization itself (Whew…).
High end yoga clothes and frivolous yoga stuff find their way into consignment shops and yard sales.  Today’s hot new yoga fashion is 'fuggetabouit'.  Target is the new Lululemon!  Expensive organic, free range, yoga themed foods gives way to back-yard and balcony ‘yoga gardens’ spouting ‘real’ food. The hip new yoga mantra is,” less is more”.
But wait, there’s hope for 2009!  All yogis Namaste for Obama to lead them from the economic Kali Yuga and save them from the abuses of the Yoga Industrial Complex.  A yogic economic bailout is in the offering as the Yoga Progress Administration is initiated in the land.  The most important thing to remember to do this year is to simply breathe….


What's Out, What's In

Male Yoga Star Them You
Female Yoga Star See above See above
Yoga Magazine Pop yoga magazines Yoga Ezines
Yoga Book What? Like I have money to pay for yoga books? Oh, like wow, you mean you can check out all these yoga books at the public library for free? Who knew??
Yoga Website
Yoga Blog My Third Eye Itches My Third Eye Itches (laughs still free)
Yoga Style All of them Doing your own thing
Yoga Pose Down Dog Mortgage Lifter
Yoga Mantra Om Oh Lord, please show me the money
NYC Studio Yoga to the People YMCA(classes free for those over 65)
LA Studio Bryan Kest Studio LA Rec Center (classes free for those over 65)
Yoga Studio Concept $10 classes Free Classes
Yoga Drink Jamba Juice Water (from the tap)
Yoga Togs Lululemon These old rags don't look so bad
Yoga Issue Free Tibet Free Yoga
Yoga Mat Purple Manduka This chewed up old mat from Kmart don't look so bad
Yoga Cure Yoga for Depression (mental) Yoga for Depression (economic)
Yoga Travel India Yeah right, like anyone has money to travel..Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.....good one!
Yoga Type Nude Yoga Eskimo Yoga (damn, they just turned off the utilities in the apartment. It’s freezing in here…)
Yoga Cause
Save the Bees
Save Yourself

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