YogaDawg Endorsed Yoga Studios
The District of Yoga
"Where you have right to remain silent".
For the Urban Yoga experience. Studios now open in city detention centers by YogaDawg studios and funded by your local city government.
YoGun
“We don’t practice in the heat, we pack it!”
Endorsed by the NRA.
YoZzz
“…Hum..Yea..all right now…”
For the jazz crowd. This is where you sit on your mat and watch the teacher do the moves. You bob you head a bit, give a slight applause after the teacher completes an asana and you never, never sweat. YoZzz is too cool for that.
YoFu
“After I kick my own ass, I’ll kiss it and make up.”
Catering to the passive/aggressive Yogi.
YoDawg
First I talk about how I dress and this
And diamond Om necklaces – stretch black Yoga mat
The asana is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
Trikanasna that your man can’t make
Call and tell him you’ll be home real late
Let’s sing the break
I fuckin’ kill the Buddha
I fuckin’ kill the Buddha
Everybody say hey
I fuckin’t kill the Buddha
Yo-ola
"Yoga, your way, a la carte".
This is the reaction to the ever escalating costs a Yoga class. Instead of paying for the whole class, the structure is to pay for only those poses you wish to do. The pricing structure is as follows:
75 cents – Sitting in silence or chanting Om.
50 cents – Any other pose.
$10.00 – Corpse pose (Savasana).
Earls YoGuys Yoga Place
"We're not Yogis, we're YoGuys, just regular YoGuys".
The Yoga Studio of choice for male Yoga students who are concerned that Yoga is kinda' gay.
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